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Uncle Buck is a 1989 American comedy film directed by John Hughes and starring John Candy and Amy Madigan, with Jean Louisa Kelly, Gaby Hoffmann, Macaulay Culkin, Jay Underwood, and Laurie Metcalf in supporting roles.

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Where do you live?

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where’s your office?
Buck: I don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don’t need one.
Miles: Where’s your wife?
Buck: Don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: Its a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don’t.
Miles: How come?
Buck: Its an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my dad’s brother?
Buck: Whats your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I’m your dads brother all right.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I’m a kid, that’s my job.

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Ever hear of a tune-up? Ha ha.

Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Ha ha.
Buck: Hee hee hee. Ever hear of a ritual killing?

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I’m single again, but I never bothered to remove the Frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen.

Marcie Dahlgren-Frost: Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I’m single again, but I never bothered to remove the Frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen.

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I don’t think I want to know a six year old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously.

Buck Russell: I don’t think I want to know a six year old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously.

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Here’s a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

Buck: Here’s a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.