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Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire!

Lucille: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire!

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We’re here! We’re queer! We want to get married on the ocean!

We’re here! We’re queer! We want to get married on the ocean!

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You can’t just comb that out and reset it?

Lucille: Look what the homosexuals have done to me.
Michael: You can’t just comb that out and reset it?

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I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had.

Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had.

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all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?

Gob: Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?

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I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.

Lucille Austero: Today at lunch, you were ashamed to be with me.
Gob: No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.

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My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She’ll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you.

Michael: My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She’ll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you.
Wayne Jarvis: I shall hide behind the couch.
Michael: Guy’s a pro.

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Yes, this is Michael Bluth for Barry.

Michael: Yes, this is Michael Bluth for Barry.
Barry Zuckerkorn: I’m not here.
Barry’s Secretary: Barry’s not in right now. Would you like to leave her a message?
Michael: Yeah, tell her she needs to whisper a little softer next time, and I’m not paying for this phone call.

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I really think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were little, Dad’s always played us off each other.

Michael: I really think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were little, Dad’s always played us off each other.
Gob: Dad always said that was your fault.

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I’ve made a huge mistake.

Gob: I’ve made a huge mistake.