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Well, I think we should get some bricks and some baseball bats and go over there and teach them the true meaning of Christmas.

Bernice: Well, I think we should get some bricks and some baseball bats and go over there and teach them the true meaning of Christmas.

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Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!

Julia: Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!

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Oh, Julia, just so you know, the next time you see your lawyer on company time, it’s going on your record.

Allison: Oh, Julia, just so you know, the next time you see your lawyer on company time, it’s going on your record.
Julia: Just so you know, the next time you speak to me in that tone of voice, you’re going to the moon.

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I am going to work. It is great working at the library. If any of y’all want, I can get you free books!

Vanessa Hargraves: I am going to work. It is great working at the library. If any of y’all want, I can get you free books!

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I got pulled over this morning for having all the mirrors in the Mercedes turned so I could see myself.

Suzanne: I got pulled over this morning for having all the mirrors in the Mercedes turned so I could see myself.