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Sit. I said sit! Bad fish!

Professor Wernstrom: Sit. I said sit! Bad fish!

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Impressive. They’re busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.

Leela: Impressive. They’re busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.

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I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.

Bender: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.

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(talking to the Beastie Boys)

(talking to the Beastie Boys)
Fry: Wow. I love you guys. Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums.
Ad-Rock: That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven.
Fry: Cool. Can I borrow the new ones? And a couple of blank tapes?

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Hey! What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.

Bender: Hey! What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.

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Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?

Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?

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Who would have thought Hell would actually exist? And that it would be in New Jersey.

Leela: Who would have thought Hell would actually exist? And that it would be in New Jersey.

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Fry, of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first.

Bender: Fry, of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first.

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Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

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This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!

Robot Devil: This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!