Sandy Rivers: Robin, I got something for you. It’s huge…and I want you on it.
Robin: Sandy, you were in the harassment video.
Category: How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother (often abbreviated to HIMYM) is an American sitcom that originally ran on CBS from September 19, 2005, to March 31, 2014. The series follows the main character, Ted Mosby, and his group of friends in Manhattan.
Lily: On Monday I’m gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a freakin’ broadsword!
Marshall: Well, just to be fair, it didn’t go all the way through.
Lily: I’m sorry, is this a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?
Lily: Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him.
Robin: Actually I can’t even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I’m Julia Roberts. I’m no VIP, I’m not even an IP; I’m just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.
Lily: You know something, I’d take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.