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Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.

Hank Hill: Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.

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Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man.

Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man.

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Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?

Bobby: Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?

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As long as it took that river to carve the Grand Canyon, that is how long women have been learning to subtly manipulate relationships.

Peggy: As long as it took that river to carve the Grand Canyon, that is how long women have been learning to subtly manipulate relationships.

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I’m so depressed I can’t even blink.

Bill: I’m so depressed I can’t even blink.

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He’s a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.

Hank Hill: He’s a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.

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The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it’s good for you.

Nancy Gribble: The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it’s good for you.

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Peg, I’m trying to control an outbreak, and you’re driving the monkey to the airport!

Hank Hill: Peg, I’m trying to control an outbreak, and you’re driving the monkey to the airport!

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My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!

Bobby: My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!

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There’s some milk in the fridge that’s about to go bad…and there it goes.

Bobby (on Ritalin): There’s some milk in the fridge that’s about to go bad…and there it goes.

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I’m gonna kick your ass!

Hank: I’m gonna kick your ass!

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If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you’re drinking too much.

Hank: If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you’re drinking too much.