Hank Hill: Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.
Category: King of the Hill
King of the Hill is an American adult animated sitcom created by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels that ran from January 12, 1997, to May 6, 2010 on Fox.
Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man.
Bobby: Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?
Peggy: As long as it took that river to carve the Grand Canyon, that is how long women have been learning to subtly manipulate relationships.
Bill: I’m so depressed I can’t even blink.
Hank Hill: He’s a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.
Nancy Gribble: The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it’s good for you.
Hank Hill: Peg, I’m trying to control an outbreak, and you’re driving the monkey to the airport!
Bobby: My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe!
Bobby (on Ritalin): There’s some milk in the fridge that’s about to go bad…and there it goes.
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Hank: I’m gonna kick your ass!
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