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Mary Tyler Moore

Cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!

Mary Richards: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything.
Rhoda Morgenstern: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!

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Mary Tyler Moore

I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.

Rhoda Morgenstern: I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.

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Mary Tyler Moore

It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon.

Rhoda Morgenstern: It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.

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I just thought I’d see what you swingin’ singles do for fun.

Phyllis Lindstrom: I just thought I’d see what you swingin’ singles do for fun.
Rhoda Morgenstern: Same as you – sit around and wonder what it would be like to have a happy marriage.

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Mary Tyler Moore

I couldn’t sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down.

Sue Ann Nivens: I was lying in bed last night and I couldn’t sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down.

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Mary Tyler Moore

I’ve been around. Well, all right, I might not’ve been around, but I’ve been nearby.

Mary Richards: I’m an experienced woman. I’ve been around. Well, all right, I might not’ve been around, but I’ve been…nearby.

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Mary Tyler Moore

I don’t want you to take this wrong, but you’re a jerk. / How could I possibly take that wrong?

Lou Grant: Mary, I don’t want you to take this wrong, but you’re a jerk.
Mary Richards: How could I possibly take that wrong?