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I don’t suppose you’d serve time for this but let’s avoid the court case.

Watson: Sergeant Donovan was just explaining everything. Two pills. It’s a dreadful business, isn’t it? Just dreadful.
Holmes: Good shot.
Watson: Yes, yes must’ve been from that window.
Holmes: You’d know. Need to get the powder burns out of your hands. I don’t suppose you’d serve time for this but let’s avoid the court case. Are you alright?
Watson: Yes, of course I’m alright.
Holmes: Well, you have just killed a man.
Watson: Yes I know. Yes, that’s true isn’t it. But he wasn’t a very nice man.

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You’ve met him. How many friends do you imagine he has?

Watson: Who are you?
Mycroft: An interested party.
Watson: Interested in Sherlock? Why? I’m guessing you’re not friends.
Mycroft: You’ve met him. How many friends do you imagine he has?

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Don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.

Anderson: So we can read her emails, so what?
Sherlock Holmes: Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.