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Fun will now commence.

Seven of Nine: Fun will now commence.

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Dismissed. That’s a Starfleet expression for “get out”.

Captain Janeway: Dismissed. That’s a Starfleet expression for “get out”.

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As appealing as that sounds, I’m a doctor, not a dragonslayer.

The Doctor: As appealing as that sounds, I’m a doctor, not a dragonslayer.

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You are individuals. You are small and you think in small terms.

Seven of Nine: You are individuals. You are small and you think in small terms.

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There are three things to remember about being a starship captain

Captain Janeway: There are three things to remember about being a starship captain: Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship, and never abandon a member of your crew.

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I understand the concept of humor. It may not be apparent but I am often amused by human behavior.

Seven of Nine: I understand the concept of humor. It may not be apparent but I am often amused by human behavior.

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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

The Doctor: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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I will not rest until I see you smile.

Neelix: I will not rest until I see you smile.
Tuvok: Then you will not rest.

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We’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.

Captain Janeway: We’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.

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Why don’t we sing a song while we toil, hm? It’ll cheer you up. Now, I’ve been studying Vulcan music. Do you know that lovely tune that starts “Oh starless night of boundless black …”

Neelix: Why don’t we sing a song while we toil, hm? It’ll cheer you up. Now, I’ve been studying Vulcan music. Do you know that lovely tune that starts “Oh starless night of boundless black …”
Tuvok: That “lovely tune” is a traditional funeral dirge.
Neelix: I know. But it was the, er… the most cheerful song I could find in the Vulcan database.

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In case you want to take over the ship, you have our full support.

Jarvin: In case you want to take over the ship, you have our full support.
Chakotay: If I ever hear you talk that way again, I will personally throw you in the brig for mutiny.

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“Impossible” is a word that humans use far too often.

Seven of Nine: “Impossible” is a word that humans use far too often.

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Mind melds… the last time I heard the words “my mind to your mind”, I had a headache for two weeks.

Captain Janeway: Mind melds… the last time I heard the words “my mind to your mind”, I had a headache for two weeks.

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You will be assimilated.

Seven of Nine: You will be assimilated.
Neelix: No time for that now. Maybe later.

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Seven. Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

The Doctor: Seven. Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Seven of Nine: I have a date.

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Doctor, I forgot about you.

Captain Janeway: Doctor, I forgot about you.
The Doctor: How flattering.

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I think I’m in trouble.

Tom Paris: I think I’m in trouble.
Harry Kim: What’s new?
Tom Paris: I think I’m in love.
Harry Kim: What’s new?

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If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beam out.

Tom Paris: If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beam out.

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On my home-world it’s much simpler. You choose a mate for life. There’s no distrust, no envy, no betrayal.

Kes: On my home-world it’s much simpler. You choose a mate for life. There’s no distrust, no envy, no betrayal.
The Doctor: Your world must have very dry literature.

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I’m a Doctor, not a counterinsurgent.

The Doctor: I’m a Doctor, not a counterinsurgent.

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Well, Harry and I wanted to explore the station. We wanted to broaden our understanding of alien cultures and…

Tom Paris: Well, Harry and I wanted to explore the station. We wanted to broaden our understanding of alien cultures and…
Captain Janeway: Skip the recruiting speech, you were looking for a bar.