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The Stonecutter’s SongWho controls the British Crown?

The Stonecutter’s Song
Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do. We do.
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps martians under wraps?
We do. We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who made Steve Guttenberg a STAR?
We do. We do.
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who riggs every Oscar night?
We do.
WE DO!

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Baby on BoardBaby on board,How I’ve adored,That sign on my car’s windowpane.Bounce in my step,Loaded with pep,’Cause I’m drivin’ in the carpool lane.Call me a square,Friend, I don’t care.That little yellow sign can’t be ignored.I’m tellin’ you it’s mighty nice.Each trip’s like a trip to paradiseWith my baby on board.

Baby on Board
Baby on board,
How I’ve adored,
That sign on my car’s windowpane.
Bounce in my step,Loaded with pep,
‘Cause I’m drivin’ in the carpool lane.
Call me a square,
Friend, I don’t care.
That little yellow sign can’t be ignored.
I’m tellin’ you it’s mighty nice.
Each trip’s like a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.

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Flaming Mo

Flaming Mo
When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with your wife.
But don’t throw in the towel
‘Cause there’s a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away.
At Flaming Moe’s.
Let’s all go to Flaming Moe’s.
Let’s all go to Flaming Moe’s.
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug.
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.

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It Was a Very Good BeerWhen I was 17,I drank some very good beer.I drank some very good beer,I purchased with a fake I.D.My name was Brian McGee.I stayed up listening to Queen.When I was 17.

It Was a Very Good Beer
When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer,
I purchased with a fake I.D.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was 17.

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Oh MindyOh Mindy, You came and you gave without flaking,But I sent you Ben-gay,Oh Andy,You kissed me and stopped me from something…

Oh Mindy
Oh Mindy,
You came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,
Oh Andy,
You kissed me and stopped me from something…