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Black-ish

Dre: “Andy”? That’s not even close to “Andre”.
Junior: I think it says I’m edgy but approachable.
Dre: I think it says, “I hate my father and I play field hockey”.

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Fargo (TV)

Know that you’re alive because you chose not to go down a certain road on a certain night.

Lorne Malvo: Let me tell you what’s gonna happen, Officer Grimly. I’m going to roll my window up, then I’m going to drive away, and you’re gonna go home to your daughter, and every few years, you’re gonna look at her face and know that you’re alive because you chose not to go down a certain road on a certain night. That you chose to walk into the light instead of into the darkness.

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Fargo (TV)

Maps used to say, “there be dragons here.” Now they don’t. But that don’t mean the dragons aren’t there.

Lorne Malvo: Evening, Officer.
Gus Grimly: Evening. License and registration, please.
Lorne Malvo: We could do it that way. You ask me for my papers. I tell you it’s not my car, that I borrowed it. See where things go from there. We could do that. Or you could go get in your car and drive away.
Gus Grimly: Now, why would I do that?
Lorne Malvo: Because some roads you shouldn’t go down. Because maps used to say, “there be dragons here.” Now they don’t. But that don’t mean the dragons aren’t there.

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Fargo (TV)

Goodnight, Mrs. Solverson. And all the ships at sea.

Betsy: Goodnight, Mr. Solverson.
Lou: Goodnight, Mrs. Solverson. And all the ships at sea.

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Oscar Wilde

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.

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Avengers: Age of Ultron

We can bust weapons dealers the whole doo-da-day

Tony Stark: Does anybody remember when I put a missile through a portal, in New York City? We were standing right under it. We’re the Avengers, we can bust weapons dealers the whole doo-da-day, but how do we cope with something like that?
Steve Rogers: Together.
Tony Stark: We’ll lose.
Steve Rogers: We do that together too.

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Alexander McCall Smith

we are all fortunate in one way or another. The task for most of us is to identify in what way that is.

“But we are all fortunate in one way or another. The task for most of us is to identify in what way that is, would you not agree?”

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Tangled

What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?

Rapunzel: I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?
Flynn Rider: It will be.
Rapunzel: And what if it is? What do I do then?
Flynn Rider: Well,that’s the good part I guess. You get to go find a new dream.

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Alexander McCall Smith

the fulfillment of a small boy’s dream.

Up through the water came a large trout; a flash of silver; a dart of light; the fulfillment of a small boy’s dream.

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Niccolò Machiavelli

men ought either to be well treated or crushed

Upon this, one has to remark that men ought either to be well treated or crushed, because they can avenge themselves of lighter injuries, of more serious ones they cannot; therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge.

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Alexander McCall Smith

Great to see you! How about some chocolate?

Nobody had ever said that to Bertie before. How about some chocolate? It was not a complex, phrase, but its power, its sheer, overwhelming sense of gift and possibility filled Bertie with awe. Well might more of us say these words to others, and more frequently – how healing would that prove to be. “Look, we’ve had our differences, but how about some chocolate?” Or: “I’m so sorry, how about some chocolate?” Or simply: “Great to see you! How about some chocolate?”

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Alexander McCall Smith

It was 84-0 at the end. Actually, they stopped it early for some reason.

“It was 84-0 at the end. Actually, they stopped it early for some reason.”
Stuart suppressed a smile. “Bad luck, Bertie. But I’m sure that they’ll do better next time.” He paused. “What do you think went wrong, Bertie?”
Bertie thought for a moment. “I think it’s because our team was told that they should share the ball, Daddy. So they did. They shared.”

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Tangled

Rapunzel. Gesundheit.

Flynn Rider: All right, Blondie.
Rapunzel: Rapunzel.
Flynn Rider: Gesundheit.

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Niccolò Machiavelli

wars don’t just go away, they are only postponed to someone else’s advantage.

The Romans never allowed a trouble spot to remain simply to avoid going to war over it, because they knew that wars don’t just go away, they are only postponed to someone else’s advantage.

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Alexander McCall Smith

We may waste our first trip to Italy, but that doesn’t mean that we need waste our second.

“Of course there is such thing as a second chance,” went on Domenica, “We may waste our first trip to Italy, but that doesn’t mean that we need waste our second.”

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Niccolò Machiavelli

A prudent man should always follow in the path trodden by great men and imitate those who are most excellent.

A prudent man should always follow in the path trodden by great men and imitate those who are most excellent.

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Niccolò Machiavelli

we should consider the results that have been achieved through them rather than the means…

In judging policies we should consider the results that have been achieved through them rather than the means by which they have been executed.

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Niccolò Machiavelli

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts.

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. But let this happen in such a way that no one become aware of it; or, if it should be noticed, excuses must be at hand to be produced immediately.

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Tangled

You were my new dream.

Flynn Rider: You were my new dream.
Rapunzel: And you were mine.

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Roger Ebert

Pixar is the first studio that is a movie star.

Pixar is the first studio that is a movie star.

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Roger Ebert

I walked away in elation and disbelief, yet hardly suspected that this day would set the course for the rest of my life.

I began my work as a film critic in 1967. I had not thought to be a film critic, and indeed had few firm career plans apart from vague notions that I might someday be a political columnist or a professor of English.
Robert Zonka, who was named the paper’s feature editor the same day I was hired at the Chicago Sun-Times, became one of the best friends of a lifetime. One day in March 1967, he called me into a conference room, told me that Eleanor Keen, the paper’s movie critic, was retiring, and that I was the new critic. I walked away in elation and disbelief, yet hardly suspected that this day would set the course for the rest of my life.

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Roger Ebert

a movie would open that disarmed my defenses and left me ecstatic and joyful.

In my very first review I was already jaded, observing of “Galia,” an obscure French film, that it “opens and closes with arty shots of the ocean, mother of us all, but in between it’s pretty clear that what is washing ashore is the French New Wave.” My pose in those days was one of superiority to the movies, although just when I had the exact angle of condescension calculated, a movie would open that disarmed my defenses and left me ecstatic and joyful.

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Roger Ebert

I believe empathy is the most essential quality of civilization.

I believe empathy is the most essential quality of civilization.

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Tangled

Frankly, I’m too scared to ask about the frog.

Flynn Rider: Frankly, I’m too scared to ask about the frog.
Rapunzel: Chameleon.
Flynn Rider: Nuance!

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Roger Ebert

Absolutists frighten me.

Absolutists frighten me. During all the endless discussions on my blog about evolution, intelligent design, God, and the afterworld, numbering altogether thousands of comments, I have never named my beliefs, although readers have freely informed me that I am an atheist, and agnostic, or at the very least a secular humanist — which I am.