Brenda: My Morty becomes this big shot on T.V… He was selling electronics, right? On our 20th wedding anniversary it hits midlife crisis major. He starts working out, he, he grows a moustache, he gets an earring. I said, “Morty, Morty, what are you? A pirate? What’s next? A parrot?” And all of a sudden I’m a big drag. I’m holding him back because I won’t go rollerblading.
Chris: Dad, I’m a lesbian. A big one.
Elise: You think that because I’m a movie star I don’t have feelings. Well you’re wrong. I’m an actress. I’ve got all of them!
Doctor Packman: If I give you one more face lift you’re going to be able to blink your lips!
Brenda: Now, I ask you, Duarto, who’s supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It’s a conspiracy, I know it is! I’ve had enough. I’m leading a protest. I’m not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!
Elise: You’ve always been jealous of me, even in college! Because I was blonde and beautiful, and could have any guy I wanted!
Brenda: Could and did! All the senior class and half the faculty!
Elise: It was the sixties.
Chris: Mom I’m a lesbian. But don’t tell Daddy! I want to wait for a good time; like Father’s Day or Christmas Morning!
When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I’ve met you and moved to Sydney, I haven’t listened to one Abba song. That’s because my life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.
Rhonda: I had cancer… it’s all right, they cut it out.
Cheryl: You were so full of life.
Rhonda: I’m not DEAD Cheryl.
Bender: Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
Alison: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Bender: Who cares.
Alison: I care.
Andrew: We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.
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What are you doing here?
Buffy: What are you doing here?
Angel: It’s a dangerous time you know, with faith.
Buffy: Yeah Faith, she well, Faith what can you say about her.
Angel: I just wanted to make sure that you’re, you know, ok, that you’re safe.
Buffy: Well the fact that you’re right here, does this mean that Faith is around? Are you keeping me safe by tracking me or are you tracking her?
Angel: I’m tracking you.
Buffy: I spend all my time in the dark here anyway, it’s not like I’d be at a game you know, with my friends where someone could see me in my new monster part.
Angel: Hey…I won’t let anything happen to you if I can help it, and no matter what I’ll love you even if you’re covered with slime.
Buffy: I liked everything until that part.
Don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after.
And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
Everything is possible if you put your mind, body and spirit into it.
Always know that there is nothing between you and your dream except you. You’re in control of your destiny – be the best you can be!
You can’t please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death.
Leo: Its all under control, Piper cast a spell that summoned the ancestors of the seven dwarfs. Actually they prefer to be called little people.
Phoebe: Snow White and the Little People?
V: Remember, remember the Fifth of November, the gunpowder, treason and plot. For I see no reason why the gunpowder treason, should ever be forgot.
Andrew: Love is not blind. Real love sees everything, and loves anyway.
Maybe the truth is there’s a little bit of loser in all of us you know, being happy isn’t having everything in your life being perfect. Maybe it’s about stringing together all the little things like wearing these pants, or getting to a new level of Dragon’s Lair. Making those count more than the bad stuff. Maybe we just get through it. And that’s all we can ask for.
Some people show their beauty because that’s what they want the world to see, others hide their beauty because they want the world to see something else.
In this life, family is the most precious gift we are given, the most sacred. Turn your back on them and that is when you truly have nothing.