Today on the show we have a man who has had seventeen children. Seventeen children! How could you possibly have seventeen children?

Groucho: Today on the show we have a man who has had seventeen children. Seventeen children! How could you possibly have seventeen children?
Man: Well, I guess I just really love my wife.
Groucho: Well, I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.