Categories Mel Brooks Tragedy is if I cut my finger, comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die. Post author By quotegeek Post date May 16, 2012 No Comments on Tragedy is if I cut my finger, comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die. Tragedy is if I cut my finger, comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die. → I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.