Categories A Christmas Story Randy lay there like a slug…it was his only defense. Post author By quotegeek Post date May 16, 2012 No Comments on Randy lay there like a slug…it was his only defense. Ralphie: Randy lay there like a slug…it was his only defense. Tags confrontation, defense → I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.