Categories Animal House Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Post author By quotegeek Post date May 16, 2012 No Comments on Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. → I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.