Categories Billy Madison If you stay home, you can help me shave my armpits. Post author By quotegeek Post date May 16, 2012 No Comments on If you stay home, you can help me shave my armpits. Maid: If you stay home, you can help me shave my armpits. Billy: I’ll go to school. → I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.