Randal: Which did you like better? “Jedi” or “The Empire Strikes Back”?
Dante: “Empire”.
Randal: Blasphemy!
Dante: “Empire” had the better ending. Luke loses his hand and finds out Vader is his father. Han is frozen and captured by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. Just like in real life. All “Jedi” had was a bunch of Muppets.
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