Lloyd: Wait a minute. What did we just decide?
Diane: We decided….
Lloyd: Am I wrong? Did you just break up with me?
Diane: No.
Lloyd: Sounded like you did.
Diane: No, we decided to be friends. I know its a terrible word.
Lloyd: If we’re friends, why can’t we see each other?
Diane: I think we should stop going out on dates.
Lloyd: Ohhh, I feel like a dick. You must think I’m a dick.
Diane: No, I don’t. I don’t.
Lloyd: Yeah, you do.
Diane: Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share.
Lloyd: Yeah, you shared it with a dick.
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