Categories Sixteen Candles Dong? Where is my automobile? Post author By quotegeek Post date May 16, 2012 No Comments on Dong? Where is my automobile? Grandpa: Dong? Where is my automobile? Long Duck Dong (mockingly): Auto-mo-bile? (makes car crash noises) → I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.