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Honey, guess what – I wrote a song for you this morning.

Navin: Honey, guess what – I wrote a song for you this morning.
(Navin is singing)
I’m picking out a thermos for you.
Not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos that you can buy,
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!
I’m picking out a thermos for you,
And maybe a barometer too,
And what else can I buy so on me you’ll rely,
A rear end thermometer too.

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