Categories The Muppet Christmas Carol I am here to tell the story. Post author By quotegeek Post date May 16, 2012 No Comments on I am here to tell the story. Gonzo: I am here to tell the story. Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food. → I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.