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I’m actually a complete coward. If I ever saw a gun I’d… Oh God! Oh no, oh please don’t kill me. I’m not a spy! I’m nothing! I’m navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and, and I don’t score much…I got a little dick, it’s pathetic!

Simon: I’m actually a complete coward. If I ever saw a gun I’d… Oh God! Oh no, oh please don’t kill me. I’m not a spy! I’m nothing! I’m navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and, and I don’t score much…I got a little dick, it’s pathetic!

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