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Uncle Buck

Where do you live?

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where’s your office?
Buck: I don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don’t need one.
Miles: Where’s your wife?
Buck: Don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: Its a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don’t.
Miles: How come?
Buck: Its an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my dad’s brother?
Buck: Whats your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I’m your dads brother all right.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I’m a kid, that’s my job.

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