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Modern Family

things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks…

Phil: Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks… I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. I’m sorry for the pay-channel language, but- oh! Yogurt maker! I can’t not think of things I want.

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The Walking Dead

And people in hell want slurpees.

Jimmy: I want a gun.
Daryl: And people in hell want slurpees.

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Anthony Burgess

For himself, thought Howarth, he did not particularly like Mrs Connor. He desired Mrs Connor, however.

‘But you like her, don’t you?’ asked Howarth. ‘You like Mrs Connor?’ For himself, thought Howarth, he did not particularly like Mrs Connor. He desired Mrs Connor, however.

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John Heywood

Better one byrde in hand than ten in the wood.

Better one byrde in hand than ten in the wood.

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L. Frank Baum

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.

As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don’t know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.

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George Bernard Shaw

There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.

There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.

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Euripides

Slight not what’s near through aiming at what ’s far.

Slight not what’s near through aiming at what’s far.