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Mad Men

We should get married. / You think I’d make a good ex-wife?

Don Draper: We should get married.
Midge: You think I’d make a good ex-wife?

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Parks and Recreation

It’s like a fairy tale.

Mark: Hey Parks Department.
Ron: Hey Mark, this is Beth, my ex-wife Tammy’s better looking sister.
Beth: Nice to meet you.
Mark: Nice to meet you. You guys are together?
Ron: Yep. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me, then we divorced, then last week I ran into her sister Beth here, turns out she hates Tammy too, so we started dating. It’s like a fairy tale.
Beth: Tammy stinks.

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Richard Pryor

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.