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Did that dog just say “Hi there”?

Russell: Speak.
Dug: Hi there!
Carl: Did that dog just say “Hi there”?
Dug: Oh yes!

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SQUIRREL!

Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk – SQUIRREL! My master is good and smart.

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My name is Dug, I have just met you and I love you!

Dug: My name is Dug, I have just met you and I love you!

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Be my prisoner? Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner?

Dug: Be my prisoner? Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner?

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Oh I do ever so want the ball!

Dug: Oh I do ever so want the ball!

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I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

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It’s funny because the squirrel gets dead!

Dug: I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.” It’s funny because the squirrel gets dead!

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I do not like the cone of shame.

Dug: I do not like the cone of shame.

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Steven Wright

I put spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

I put spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

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Homicide: Life on the Street

Life would be perfect, if it was just kids and dogs.

Det. Frank Pembleton: Life would be perfect, if it was just kids and dogs.

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Pablo Neruda

Some day I’ll join him right there,

Some day I’ll join him right there,
but now he’s gone with his shaggy coat,
his bad manners and his cold nose

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Moonstruck

Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna kick you ’til you’re dead!

Rose: Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna kick you ’til you’re dead!