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Notting Hill

There’s something wrong with this yogurt.

Spike: There’s something wrong with this yogurt.
William: It’s mayonnaise.
Spike: Oh.

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Wall Street

Lunch is for wimps.

Gekko: Lunch is for wimps.

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King of the Hill

Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?

Bobby: Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?

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Real Genius

Good, now I know what to get you for your birthday.

Dr. Hathaway: What’s that smell?
Chris: Must be the dog.
Dr. Hathaway: That’s popcorn.
Chris: Yes sir, I know.
Dr. Hathaway: Get it away from me, I can’t stand popcorn, I hate popcorn.
Chris: Good, now I know what to get you for your birthday.

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Better Off Dead

Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!

Jenny Myer: Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!