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A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

She must think I’m the most stupid person alive.

Lucy van Pelt: Charlie Brown! Oh, Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown: I can’t believe it. She must think I’m the most stupid person alive.
Lucy van Pelt: Come on, Charlie Brown. I’ll hold the ball and you kick it.
Charlie Brown: Hold it? Ha! You’ll pull it away and I’ll land flat on my back and kill myself.
Lucy van Pelt: But Charlie Brown, it’s Thanksgiving.
Charlie Brown: What’s that got to do with anything?
Lucy van Pelt: Well, one of the greatest traditions we have is the Thanksgiving Day football game. And the biggest, most important tradition of all is the kicking off of the football.
Charlie Brown: Is that right?
Lucy van Pelt: Absolutely. Come on, Charlie Brown. It’s a big honor for you.
Charlie Brown: Well, if it’s that important, a person should never turn down a big honor. Maybe I should do it. Besides, she wouldn’t try to trick me on a traditional holiday. This time I’m gonna kick that football clear to the moon!

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Jim Grobe

When people used to see Wake Forest on the schedule, they used a pen to mark down a ‘W.’

When people used to see Wake Forest on the schedule, they used a pen to mark down a ‘W.’ We’re at the point now where we at least make them use a pencil.

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Darrell Royal

Football doesn’t build character. It eliminates weak ones.

Football doesn’t build character. It eliminates weak ones.

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Bill Dudley

Yesterday’s sports hero is a lot like yesterday’s newspaper

I was tremendously honored to make the All-American team but I don’t feel that I have to strain to live up to some mythical something. Yesterday’s sports hero is a lot like yesterday’s newspaper–you always know there’s a fresh one coming tomorrow.

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Archie Griffin

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

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Vince Lombardi

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.

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Friday Night Lights

Start Saracen? I cannot start Matt Saracen.

Tami: Can I help you make the decision?
Coach Taylor: Sure, go ahead. Make the decision. What’s your decision? Make the call.
Tami: Start Saracen.
Coach Taylor: Start Saracen? I cannot start Matt Saracen.
Tami: Start Voodoo.
Coach Taylor: I don’t want to start Voodoo.
Tami: Start me.
Coach Taylor: I would love to start you.

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Friday Night Lights

You should feel real proud.

Coach Taylor: I’ll tell you something. I know you didn’t want me to step foot in your house tonight. I’ll tell you something else and don’t you ever forget this. You should feel proud. You should feel real proud.
Matt: Yes, sir.
Coach Taylor: This is all yours for the taking. Depends on how much you want it. It’s yours for the taking. The other night you played for a few minutes. Tomorrow, four quarters. You can’t be distracted by anything. You’re gonna have a lot of distractions. You’re gonna have our fans, their fans. You got the band. You got the cheerleaders with their pretty young-shaped legs bouncing up and down. You got a job to do. Nothing else.

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Friday Night Lights

Turn on the radio, sit down, and shut up ’cause it is game time, people!

Radio: Feed the dogs, spit the fire, lock up your daughters. Turn on the radio, sit down, and shut up ’cause it is game time, people!

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Friday Night Lights

You need to know this offense so well that your children are gonna know this offense in their own DNA.

Coach Taylor: Saracen. I need you to work a little bit harder. You need to learn this offense, son. You need to know this offense in your mind, in your body. You need to know this offense so well that your children are gonna know this offense in their own DNA. Do you understand me? Do you understand?
Matt: Yes, sir.
Coach Taylor: All right, go on.

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Vince Lombardi

football is only two things – blocking and tackling.

Some people try to find things in this game that don’t exist but football is only two things – blocking and tackling.

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8 Simple Rules

For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.

Paul: For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.