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Mad Men

You were expecting me to be a man. My father was, too.

Rachel: You were expecting me to be a man. My father was, too.

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Hans Küng

We must fight the patriarchal misunderstanding of God.

If you cannot see that divinity includes male and female characteristics and at the same time transcends them, you have bad consequences. Rome and Cardinal O’Connor base the exclusion of women priests on the idea that God is the Father and Jesus is His Son, there were only male disciples, etc. They are defending a patriarchal Church with a patriarchal God. We must fight the patriarchal misunderstanding of God.

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The Office (U.S.)

Aw, man! Am I a woman? Aww! Boo!

Pam: Okay, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and that I do not agree with, you would maybe… not be a very good driver.
Dwight: Aw, man! Am I a woman? Aww! Boo!

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Modern Family

When he found the pictures, I told him that it was his twin sister who died.

Gloria: I always wanted a daughter: to dress her up in pretty dresses, do her hair, her nails, her makeup. No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everyone that he was my daughter. But just for a few times, I didn’t want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it was his twin sister who died.

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Glee

In Shakespeare’s time, all the female roles were played by men.

Will: In Shakespeare’s time, all the female roles were played by men.
Sue: There’s no way that’s true.

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Clueless

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday? Cher: I love him!

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him!

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Clue

We’re like the mounties, we always get our man.

Wadsworth: We’re like the mounties, we always get our man.
Mr. Green: Mrs. Peacock was a man?

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Fickle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Fickle, Einhorn is a man. Oh my God, Einhorn is a man!

Ace: Fickle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Fickle, Einhorn is a man. Oh my God, Einhorn is a man!

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Sue Grafton

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.