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Psycho

She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?

Norman Bates: She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Well, crazy is such a strong word. Let’s not rule it out, though.

Buffy: Am I crazy?
Willow: Well, crazy is such a strong word.
Giles: Let’s not rule it out, though.

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Con Air

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years

Garland Green: What if I told you insane was working a 50-hour week for fifty years, at the end of which they tell you to piss off. Ending up in some retirement village, hoping to die rather than suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?

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The Philadelphia Story

I’m going crazy. I’m standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.

Tracy: I’m going crazy. I’m standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.

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10 Things I Hate About You

Has the fact that you’re completely psycho managed to escape your attention?

Bianca: Has the fact that you’re completely psycho managed to escape your attention?

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Ally McBeal

Whatever the virtues of balance, it’s just a pleasant form of insanity.

Billy: Whatever the virtues of balance, it’s just a pleasant form of insanity.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

“Look,” said Arthur, “would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

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Life, the Universe and Everything

You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.

“The point is, you see,” said Ford, “that there is no point driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself from going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.”

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Life, the Universe and Everything

He had just had a wonderful idea about how to cope … which was that he would go mad.

The air was clear and scented, the breeze flitted lightly through the tall grass around his cave, the birds were chirruping at each other, the butterflies were flitting about prettily, and the whole of nature seemed to be conspiring to be as pleasant as it possibly could.

It wasn’t all the pastoral delights that were making Arthur feel so cheery, though. He had just had a wonderful idea about how to cope with the terrible lonely isolation, the nightmares, the failure of all his attempts at horticulture, and the sheer futurelessness and futility of his life here on prehistoric Earth, which was that he would go mad.

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Hunter S. Thompson

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

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Barry Humphries

My mother’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.

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Christopher Morley

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

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Waiting for Godot

We all are born mad. Some remain so.

We all are born mad. Some remain so.