Jess: You’re such a tonkel!
Winston: Whoa, hold it! Don’t nobody call me a tonkel.
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Cameron Tucker: She looks like she was dipped in glue and dragged through a flea market.
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You were thinking. It’s annoying.
Sherlock Holmes: Shut up.
Lestrade: I didn’t say anything.
Sherlock Holmes: You were thinking. It’s annoying.
Watson: Why didn’t I think of that?
Holmes: Because you’re an idiot. No, no, no, don’t be like that, practically everyone is.
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Where’s a cliff when you need one?
Dylan: I’ve never been this far from home before. Now I’ve never been this far. Now I’ve never been this far.
Claire Dunphy: Where’s a cliff when you need one?
Anderson: So we can read her emails, so what?
Sherlock Holmes: Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.
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Nice save, Hal.
Hal: Wow. OK, the stuff they make you read on-air, that’s un-freaking-believable. It’s crazy.
Roxanne: I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
Hal: What I was trying to say was, I can’t believe that in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news.
Roxanne: Nice save, Hal.
Starbuck: Permission to speak off the record?
Tigh: Granted.
Starbuck: You’re a bastard.
Apollo: So, what’s the charge this time?
Starbuck: Striking a superior asshole.
Apollo: And I bet you’ve been waiting all day to say that one.
Starbuck: Most of the afternoon, yeah.
Surge Protector: Anything to declare?
Ralph: I hate you.
Surge Protector: I get that a lot.
Lou Grant: Mary, I don’t want you to take this wrong, but you’re a jerk.
Mary Richards: How could I possibly take that wrong?
Dowager Countess: You are quite wonderful, the way you see room for improvement wherever you look. I never knew such reforming zeal.
Isobel: I take that as a compliment.
Dowager Countess: I must have said it wrong.
Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han: I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss.
Cher: D, would you call me selfish?
Dionne: No, not to your face.
Lord Emsworth, whose IQ may be some thirty points below that of an absent minded jellyfish.
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Eric: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Red Forman: Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
Hyde: You don’t burn someone who’s already crying!
“You prat Ron, look at the state of her!”
“Ginny, don’t call Ron a prat, you’re not the captain of this team—”
“Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.”