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Modern Family

You had cheerleading and high school plays, making out with the quarterback, and…

Mitchell: Okay, yes. I guess I’m still a little angry, but you know–you stole my moment, Claire.
Claire: Yeah, 21 years ago…
Mitchell: Okay, but it doesn’t matter to you because you had your own moments. You had cheerleading and high school plays, making out with the quarterback, and…
Claire: Oh come on, you made out with him, too.
Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.

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Bette Midler

The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.

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Northanger Abbey

No man is offended by another man’s admiration of the woman he loves

No man is offended by another man’s admiration of the woman he loves, it is the woman only who can make it a torment.

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Joan Didion

To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self

To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self, an impossible claim that one should be at once Rose Bowl princess, medieval scholar, Saint Joan, Eleanor of Aquitane, one’s sister, and a stranger in a pink hat seen once and admired on the corner of 55th and Madison-as well as oneself, mysteriously improved.