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Modern Family

Can you keep a secret? / Well, I kept a pretty big one for twenty-two years.

Luke Dunphy: Can you keep a secret?
Mitchell Pritchett: Well, I kept a pretty big one for twenty-two years.

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Arrested Development

We’re here! We’re queer! We want to get married on the ocean!

We’re here! We’re queer! We want to get married on the ocean!

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Parks and Recreation

I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here.

April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.

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Parks and Recreation

It’s not that complicated.

April: This is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek’s boyfriend, Ben.
Ben: Hey.
Leslie: Hey…oh…wait, sorry. What’s the situation?
April: What do you mean?
Leslie: How does this work?
April: Derek is gay but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Ben, and Ben’s really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben.
Derek: It’s not that complicated.

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Queer as Folk

It’s not about who you love, it’s how you love. Genitalia is just God’s way of accessorizing.

Debbie: It’s not about who you love, it’s how you love. Genitalia is just God’s way of accessorizing.