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Nicotine patch. Helps me think. It’s impossible to sustain a smoking habit in London these days.

Watson: What are you doing?
Holmes: Nicotine patch. Helps me think. It’s impossible to sustain a smoking habit in London these days.
Watson: That’s good news for breathing.
Holmes: Ah, breathing. Breathing’s boring.
Watson: Is that three patches?
Holmes: It’s a three-patch problem.

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Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.

Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.