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Terry Pratchett

Brutha tried to nod, and thought: I’m on everyone’s side. It’d be nice if, just for once, someone was on mine.

Brutha tried to nod, and thought: I’m on everyone’s side. It’d be nice if, just for once, someone was on mine.

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Sherlock

Did he offer you money to spy on me?

Holmes: What’s wrong?
Watson: I just met a friend of yours.
Holmes: A friend?
Watson: An enemy.
Holmes: Oh. Which one?
Watson: Your arch enemy. According to him.
Holmes: Oh. Did he offer you money to spy on me?
Watson: Yes.
Holmes: Did you take it?
Watson: No.
Holmes: Pity, we could’ve split the fee. Think it over next time.

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Battlestar Galactica (2003)

I am not on anybody’s side.

Gaius Baltar: If there are Cylons aboard this ship, we’ll find them.
Virtual Six: “We”? You are not on their side, Gaius.
Gaius Baltar: I am not on anybody’s side.

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Up

I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

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Sports Night

I’m not going to do the show with your high school driving instructor

J.J.: My point is, at the moment, Casey has less on-air charm and charisma than my high school driving instructor, and you know it, Dan. Now I think the time has come for you to think about the possibility of another partner.
Dan: I’m not going to do the show with your high school driving instructor, J.J., if that’s what you’re asking me.

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Broadcast News

I just risked my life for a network that tests my face with focus groups. I don’t feel good.

Aaron: I just risked my life for a network that tests my face with focus groups. I don’t feel good.

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Firefly

How come you didn’t turn on me, Jayne?

Mal: How come you didn’t turn on me, Jayne?
Jayne: Money wasn’t good enough.
Mal: What happens when it is?
Jayne: Well, that’ll be an interesting day.

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Firefly

Mal: Ship like this, be with you till the day you die. Zoe: That’s ’cause it’s a death trap.

Mal: Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.
Zoe: That’s ’cause it’s a death trap.

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Serenity

It ain’t all buttons and charts, little albatross.

Mal: It ain’t all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin’ is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I’m about to say.
River: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Mal: Love. You can know all the math in the ‘verse, but you take a boat in the air you don’t love, she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down… tells ya she’s hurtin’ ‘fore she keens… makes her a home.
River: Storm’s getting worse.
Mal: We’ll pass through it soon enough.

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Dr. Seuss

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant An elephant’s faithful, One hundred percent.

I meant what I said,
and I said what I meant
An elephant’s faithful,
One hundred percent.