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Black-ish

Breaking down barriers: equally important to money. But just so that I’m clear, there is a salary increase, right?

Rainbow: Breaking down barriers: equally important to money. But just so that I’m clear, there is a salary increase, right?

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Modern Family

If I had a nickel for every time I threw up in class, you know how much money I would have?

Phil: Everyone throws up at school once in a while. If I had a nickel for every time I threw up in class, you know how much money I would have?
Luke: Thirty-five cents.
Phil: That’s right.

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Walter Bagehot

The less money lying idle the greater is the dividend.

The less money lying idle the greater is the dividend.

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Christopher Walken

Slow and steady is a very good thing for me. It works for me.

I believe in saving money. I believe in having a house. I believe in keeping things clean. I believe in exercising. Slow and steady is a very good thing for me. It works for me.

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Margaret Thatcher

Pennies don’t fall from heaven, they have to be earned here on earth.

Pennies don’t fall from heaven, they have to be earned here on earth.

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George Burns

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it.

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it.

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Broadcast News

They told me they’d keep me because they could plug me into any story and my salary was in line.

Aaron: They told me they’d keep me because they could plug me into any story and my salary was in line.
Ernie: The cost-efficient reporter.
Aaron: So I quit.

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Virginia Woolf

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction.

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction.

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Neil Gaiman

If I did work I was proud of, and I didn’t get the money, at least I’d have the work.

I decided that I would do my best in future not to write books just for the money. If you didn’t get the money, then you didn’t have anything. If I did work I was proud of, and I didn’t get the money, at least I’d have the work.

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William Faulkner

They couldn’t understand my books, but they could understand thirty thousand dollars.

Some folks wouldn’t even speak when they passed me on the street. Then MGM came to town to film Intruder in the Dust, and that made some difference because I’d brought money into Oxford. But it wasn’t until the Nobel Prize that they really thawed out. They couldn’t understand my books, but they could understand thirty thousand dollars.

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Howard Zinn

While some multimillionaires started in poverty, most did not.

While some multimillionaires started in poverty, most did not. A study of the origins of 303 textile, railroad and steel executives of the 1870s showed that 90 percent came from middle- or upper-class families. The Horatio Alger stories of “rags to riches” were true for a few men, but mostly a myth, and a useful myth for control.

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Pretty in Pink

Money really means nothing to me.

Steff: Money really means nothing to me. Do you think I’d treat my parents’ house this way if it did?

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J.K. Rowling

Poverty entails fear, and stress, and sometimes depression; it means a thousand petty humiliations and hardships.

Poverty entails fear, and stress, and sometimes depression; it means a thousand petty humiliations and hardships. Climbing out of poverty by your own efforts, that is indeed something on which to pride yourself, but poverty itself is romanticised only by fools.

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Bob's Burgers

I could start saving for my Porsche Cayenne!

Cooper: We couldn’t afford to pay you much, say, ten dollars a day?
Louise: Ten dollars!
Gene: I could start saving for my Porsche Cayenne!

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Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Mind your till, and till your mind.

Mind your till, and till your mind.

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Bill Maher

Having the feds stop paying to solve these problems doesn’t make the problems go away

Go ahead, cut education, federal funding for municipal projects, Medicaid, food stamps and unemployment benefits. That may make you feel like you’re striking a blow for “ending the culture of dependency,” but kids still have to learn, aging classrooms still need to be renovated, books still need to be bought, teachers still need to be paid, bridges and roads still need to be built and repaired, and poor and out-of-work people will still get sick and hungry and need diapers. Having the feds stop paying to solve these problems doesn’t make the problems go away; it just transfers the onus of solving these problems to the states.

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William Jefferson Clinton

What new ideas did we bring to Washington? I always give a one-word answer: Arithmetic.

Now, people ask me all the time how we got four surplus budgets in a row. What new ideas did we bring to Washington? I always give a one-word answer: Arithmetic.

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Breaking Bad

I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.

Jesse: Yo, I get I shouldn’t call, but I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.
Walter: I just gave you $600.
Jesse: Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?

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Slouching Towards Bethlehem

The secret point of money and power in America

The secret point of money and power in America is neither the things that money can buy nor power for power’s sake … but absolute personal freedom, mobility, privacy. It is the instinct which drove America to the Pacific, all through the nineteenth century, the desire to be able to find a restaurant open in case you want a sandwich, to be a free agent, live by one’s own rules.

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Sports Night

If you wear something blue, you get two dollars off a giant blue margarita.

Dan Rydell: Come with us.
Casey McCall: Where?
Dan Rydell: El Perro Fumando.
Casey McCall: “The Smoking Dog”?
Dan Rydell: Yes.
Casey McCall: Why?
Dan Rydell: If you wear something blue, you get two dollars off a giant blue margarita.
Casey McCall: You know, I make a pretty good living. I can actually afford to wear what I want and pay full price.
Dan Rydell: I’m not promoting the economic upside as much as I am the opportunity to drink something giant and blue.

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Henny Youngman

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

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The Simpsons

A hundred bucks? For a comic book? Who drew it, Micha-ma-langelo?

Homer: A hundred bucks? For a comic book? Who drew it, Micha-ma-langelo?

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Help!

He’s out to rule the world, if he can get a government grant.

Algernon: Stop him? Me? It’s more than my job’s worth to stop him once he gets like this. He’s out to rule the world, if he can get a government grant.

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On the Town

Gee, the museum director seemed miffed.

Ozzie: Gee, the museum director seemed miffed.
Claire: How’d you feel if someone broke your dinosaur?
Ozzie: I never had one. We were too poor.

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Pretty Woman

Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?

Store manager: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?
Edward: Really offensive.
Store manager: I like him so much.