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New Girl

Whoa, hold it! Don’t nobody call me a tonkel.

Jess: You’re such a tonkel!
Winston: Whoa, hold it! Don’t nobody call me a tonkel.

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New Girl

Caraloo? Coraline?

Nick: Uh, Jess, this is Caroline.
Caroline: Hi.
Jess: One more time. Cara-lee?
Caroline: Uh, Caroline.
Jess: Caraloo? Coraline?
Nick: Caroline.
Jess: Oh, okay. Fancy.

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Black-ish

Dre: “Andy”? That’s not even close to “Andre”.
Junior: I think it says I’m edgy but approachable.
Dre: I think it says, “I hate my father and I play field hockey”.

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Tangled

Rapunzel. Gesundheit.

Flynn Rider: All right, Blondie.
Rapunzel: Rapunzel.
Flynn Rider: Gesundheit.

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Modern Family

“Buffalo Phil”. Worth the wait.

Hank: You two are gonna take to the north hiking trail.
Haley Dunphy: Can I go with my dad instead?
Hank: Negative. I need Buffalo Phil and old-timer to check the Snake River.
Phil Dunphy: “Buffalo Phil”. Worth the wait.

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Megamind

I love you, random citizen!

Man in crowd: I love you, Metroman!
Metroman: And I love you, random citizen!

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Megamind

Megamind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!

Megamind: He took the name: Metro Man, defender of Metrocity. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Megamind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!

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Battlestar Galactica (2003)

Hey. Aren’t you Gaius Baltar? / Yeah, I haven’t done anything!

Helo: Hey. Aren’t you Gaius Baltar?
Baltar: Yeah, I haven’t done anything!

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Wreck-It Ralph

Uh, it’s “Sah-teen”.

Satan: Happy anniversary, Ralph.
Ralph: Thanks Satan.
Satan: Uh, it’s “Sah-teen”.

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Nicolaus Copernicus

the sun is not inappropriately called by some people the lantern of the universe

For, the sun is not inappropriately called by some people the lantern of the universe, its mind by others, and its ruler by still others.

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The Walking Dead

Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn’t name my dog Merle.

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn’t name my dog Merle.

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Downton Abbey

Mr. Bates, is this a proposal?

Anna: Mr. Bates, is this a proposal?
Bates: If that’s what you want to call it. And you might start calling me John.

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A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

I can’t keep track of all those names.

Sally Brown: Do you know what we have to do? We have to write an essay on Stanley Miles.
Charlie Brown: You mean Myles Standish.
Sally Brown: I can’t keep track of all those names.

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Parks and Recreation

Hear that? He called me park lady.

Lawrence: Hey park lady! You suck.
Leslie: Hear that? He called me park lady.

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The Princess Bride

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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The Breakfast Club

Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

Bender: Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian: No, Mr. Johnson.

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The Simpsons

A hundred bucks? For a comic book? Who drew it, Micha-ma-langelo?

Homer: A hundred bucks? For a comic book? Who drew it, Micha-ma-langelo?

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The Court Jester

Whogus the Whatsler?

Fergus: I’m Fergus the Ostler.
Hawkins: Whogus the Whatsler?

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Uncle Buck

I’m single again, but I never bothered to remove the Frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen.

Marcie Dahlgren-Frost: Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I’m single again, but I never bothered to remove the Frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen.

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Fickle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Fickle, Einhorn is a man. Oh my God, Einhorn is a man!

Ace: Fickle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Fickle, Einhorn is a man. Oh my God, Einhorn is a man!

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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Dirk, please, if you would. I prefer it. It has more of a sort of Scottish dagger feel to it.

Dirk, please, if you would. I prefer it. It has more of a sort of Scottish dagger feel to it.

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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Popularly known as Dirk, though, again, “popular” was hardly right.

Svlad Cjelli. Popularly known as Dirk, though, again, “popular” was hardly right. Notorious, certainly; sought after, endlessly speculated about, those too were true. But popular? Only in the sense that a serious accident on the motorway might be popular– everyone slows down to have a good look, but no one will get too close to the flames. Infamous was more like it. Svlad Cjelli, infamously known as Dirk.

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Steven Wright

I put spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

I put spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

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Pretty in Pink

His name is Blane? That’s a major appliance, that’s not a name!

Andie: You know you’re talking like that just because I’m going out with Blane.
Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That’s a major appliance, that’s not a name!

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Firefly

Whatever happens, remember I love you.

Mal: Whatever happens, remember I love you.
Zoe: Sir?
Mal: Because you’re my wife.
Zoe: Right, sir. Honey.