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Bob's Burgers

Summer is awful! There’s so much pressure to enjoy yourself. It’s like New Year’s Eve for kids.

Gene: Summer is awful! There’s so much pressure to enjoy yourself. It’s like New Year’s Eve for kids.

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A Letter to Three Wives

Can’t we have peace in this house even on New Year’s Eve?

Mrs. Finney: Can’t we have peace in this house even on New Year’s Eve?
Sadie: You got it mixed up with Christmas. New Year’s Eve is when people go back to killing each other.

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Oscar Wilde

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.