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Michelle Obama

You can’t have a thin skin or a tendency to lash out. You need to be steady, and measured, and well-informed.

Because when you have the nuclear codes at your fingertips and the military in your command, you can’t make snap decisions. You can’t have a thin skin or a tendency to lash out. You need to be steady, and measured, and well-informed.

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Michelle Obama

Every election is about who will have the power to shape our children for the next four or eight years of their lives.

No, this election, and every election, is about who will have the power to shape our children for the next four or eight years of their lives.

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New Girl

Everything I know about sex, I learned from Spencer or the Clinton impeachment trial.

Cece: Spencer cheated on you because he’s a total jerk, not ’cause you’re bad in bed.
Jess: It’s been six years. Everything I know about sex, I learned from Spencer or the Clinton impeachment trial.

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Roger Ebert

“Kindness” covers all of my political beliefs. No need to spell them out.

“Kindness” covers all of my political beliefs. No need to spell them out. I believe that if, at the end, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try. I didn’t always know this and am happy I lived long enough to find it out.

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Russell Brand

Thatcher’s time in power was solely spent diminishing the resources of those who had least for the advancement of those who had most.

I hope I’m not being reductive but it seems Thatcher’s time in power was solely spent diminishing the resources of those who had least for the advancement of those who had most. I know from my own indulgence in selfish behaviour that it’s much easier to get what you want if you remove from consideration the effect your actions will have on others.

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Margaret Thatcher

It is always important in matters of high politics to know what you do not know.

It is always important in matters of high politics to know what you do not know. Those who think they know, but are mistaken, and act upon their mistakes, are the most dangerous people to have in charge.

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Dwight MacDonald

Can one imagine that The Bomb could ever be used “in a good cause”?

Can one imagine that The Bomb could ever be used “in a good cause”? Do not such means instantly, of themselves, corrupt any cause? The bomb is the natural product of the kind of society we have created. It is as easy, normal, and unforced an expression of the American way of Life as electric ice-boxes, banana splits, and hydro-matic drive automobiles.

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Gabrielle Giffords

Our democracy’s history is littered with names we neither remember nor celebrate

Our democracy’s history is littered with names we neither remember nor celebrate — people who stood in the way of progress while protecting the powerful. On Wednesday, a number of senators voted to join that list.

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Gabrielle Giffords

They…brought shame on themselves and our government itself by choosing to do nothing.

They looked at these most benign and practical of solutions, offered by moderates from each party, and then they looked over their shoulder at the powerful, shadowy gun lobby — and brought shame on themselves and our government itself by choosing to do nothing.

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Gabrielle Giffords

I’m asking citizens to go to their offices and say: You’ve disappointed me, and there will be consequences.

I’m asking citizens to go to their offices and say: You’ve disappointed me, and there will be consequences.

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Russell Brand

I see her in her hairy helmet, condescending on Nationwide…condemning…everyone

I see her in her hairy helmet, condescending on Nationwide, eviscerating eunuch MPs and baffled BBC fuddy duddies with her General Zodd stare and coldly condemning the IRA. And the miners. And the single mums. The dockers. The poll-tax rioters. The Brixton rioters, the Argentinians, teachers; everyone actually.

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George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

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Abraham Lincoln

When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.

I have always thought that all men should be free; but if any should be slaves, it should be first those who desire it for themselves, and secondly, those who desire it for others. When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.

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Ronald Reagan

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.

In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.

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William Hazlitt

It is hard for any one to be an honest politician who is not born and bred a Dissenter.

It is hard for any one to be an honest politician who is not born and bred a Dissenter.

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Barack Obama

the price of our freedom

Are we really prepared to say that we’re powerless in the face of such carnage, that the politics are too hard? Are we prepared to say that such violence visited on our children year after year after year is somehow the price of our freedom?

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Howard Zinn

The artists are on our side!

Whenever I become discouraged (which is on alternate Tuesdays, between three and four) I lift my spirits by remembering: The artists are on our side! I mean those poets and painters, singers and musicians, novelists and playwrights who speak to the world in a way that is impervious to assault because they wage the battle for justice in a sphere which is unreachable by the dullness of ordinary political discourse.

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Otto von Bismarck

Politics is not an exact science.

Politics is not an exact science.

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Otto von Bismarck

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence.

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence.

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Maryon Pearson

The big problem is to find suitable hats.

The big problem is to find suitable hats. I don’t care for them all that much, but you have to wear them in politics.

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William Jefferson Clinton

What new ideas did we bring to Washington? I always give a one-word answer: Arithmetic.

Now, people ask me all the time how we got four surplus budgets in a row. What new ideas did we bring to Washington? I always give a one-word answer: Arithmetic.

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Dave

This is mine, Alan. All mine. I made him, I built him.

Bob Alexander: This is mine, Alan. All mine. I made him, I built him. And no Boy Scout is going to come in here and take it away from me, just because he happens to be Vice President of the United States.

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The Simpsons

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply-doesn’t-work.

Kent: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply-doesn’t-work.

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America and Americans

The President must be greater than anyone else, but not better than anyone else.

The President must be greater than anyone else, but not better than anyone else. We subject him and his family to close and constant scrutiny and denounce them for things that we ourselves do every day. A Presidential slip of the tongue, a slight error in judgment — social, political, or ethical — can raise a storm of protest. We give the President more work than a man can do, more responsibility than a man should take, more pressure than a man can bear. We abuse him often and rarely praise him. We wear him out, use him up, eat him up. And with all this, Americans have a love for the President that goes beyond loyalty or party nationality; he is ours, and we exercise the right to destroy him.

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Otto von Bismarck

Politics is the art of the possible.

Politics is the art of the possible.