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Modern Family

Can you keep a secret? / Well, I kept a pretty big one for twenty-two years.

Luke Dunphy: Can you keep a secret?
Mitchell Pritchett: Well, I kept a pretty big one for twenty-two years.

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Megamind

There’s a doormat here that says “Secret Entrance”!

Megamind: OK. There’s no way she’ll find the secret entrance.
Roxanne: There’s a doormat here that says “Secret Entrance”!
Megamind: Minion!
Minion: I kept forgetting where it was.

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Benjamin Franklin

Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.

Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.