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Niccolò Machiavelli

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts.

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. But let this happen in such a way that no one become aware of it; or, if it should be noticed, excuses must be at hand to be produced immediately.

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The Lorax

Unless someone like you cares an awful lot, things aren’t going to get better. They’re not.

Once-ler: Unless someone like you cares an awful lot, things aren’t going to get better. They’re not.
Ted: You do know that you are talking in rhyme, don’t you?

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Christopher Walken

I don’t see punctuation or capitals or instructions. I want to decide when the sentence is over.

I’m not a big fan of other people’s punctuation. When I read a script I’ve got a sort of automatic eraser. I don’t see punctuation or capitals or instructions. I want to decide when the sentence is over. Who’s to say when a sentence ends and the other one begins? Sometimes it begins in the middle of the next sentence.

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Roger Ebert

Of what use is freedom of speech to those who fear to offend?

Of what use is freedom of speech to those who fear to offend?

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Friends with Kids

She over-French pronounces French words.

Jason: She over-French pronounces French words.

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Otto von Bismarck

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence.

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence.

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Anthony Burgess

Men are influenced by big loud empty words

Men are influenced by big loud empty words, styes which swell the eyelids and impede vision of the truth.

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Evelyn Beatrice Hall

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Brave

Sorry, I don’t speak Bear.

Princess Merida: Sorry, I don’t speak Bear.

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The Mindy Project

It’s like if Hermione liked Voldemort.

Mindy: It’s like if Hermione liked Voldemort.
Shauna: I don’t know those words.

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Up

Did that dog just say “Hi there”?

Russell: Speak.
Dug: Hi there!
Carl: Did that dog just say “Hi there”?
Dug: Oh yes!

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Dangerous Liaisons

Adopt a less marital tone.

Marquise De Merteuil: Adopt a less marital tone.

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Crimson Tide

Interesting way you put that, Mr. Hunter.

Ramsey: Interesting way you put that, Mr. Hunter.
Hunter: How’d I put it, sir?
Ramsey: Very carefully. I’m not suggesting that you’re indecisive, Mr. Hunter, not at all. Just…complicated.

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Sam Rayburn

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

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William Hazlitt

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

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Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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Rudyard Kipling

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

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Woody Allen

I said unto him, “Be fruitful and multiply.” But not in those words.

Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, “Be fruitful and multiply.” But not in those words.

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My Cousin Vinny

Uh… did you say ‘yutes’?

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh… did you say ‘yutes’?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor…Two youths.

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Pierre de Beaumarchais

Nowadays what isn’t worth saying is sung.

Nowadays what isn’t worth saying is sung.

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Victoria Secunda

few rank with hearing your own words come out of your daughter’s mouth

Of all the haunting moments of motherhood, few rank with hearing your own words come out of your daughter’s mouth.

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Firefly

If you think you know what’s happening, then you tell me.

Wash: I don’t want you to spare me, Mal. If you think you know what’s happening, then you tell me. You wouldn’t spare Zoë if she were in this situation with you, would you? You would be planning, and plotting and… possibly scheming. So whatever Zoë would do in this instance is what I wanna do. Do you know why? No matter how ugly it gets, you two always come back with the stories. So… I’m Zoë. Now, what do I do?
Mal: Probably not talk quite so much.
Wash: Terse? I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.