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Downton Abbey

I hope there’s a right tree for her somewhere.

Matthew: She’s barking up the wrong tree.
Isobel: Poor Edith. I hope there’s a right tree for her somewhere.

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A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Why don’t you come along, Linus? We can hold hands under the table.

Linus van Pelt: What are you going to do on Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: My mother and dad, and Sally and I are all going to my grandmother’s for dinner.
Sally Brown: Why don’t you come along, Linus? We can hold hands under the table.
Linus van Pelt: Blah.

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The Big Bang Theory

Our children will be smart and beautiful!

Leonard: Our children will be smart and beautiful!
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

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Say Anything...

I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.

Lloyd: I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.

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Angel

we’re going to need a lot more clients with means.

Doyle: All I’m saying is, if you and I ever hope to take that cruise to the Bahamas together, we’re going to need a lot more clients with means.
Cordelia: And an alternate reality in which you’re Matthew McConaughey.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

It is but a shadow and a thought that you love.

Aragorn: Why have you come?
Eowyn: Do you not know?
Aragorn: It is but a shadow and a thought that you love. I cannot give you what you seek.

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Charles Bukowski

I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to

I loved you
like a man loves a woman he never touches, only
writes to, keeps little photographs of. I would have
loved you more if I had sat in a small room rolling a
cigarette and listened to you piss in the bathroom,
but that didn’ happen. your letters got sadder.
your lovers betrayed you. kid, I wrote back, all
lovers betray. it didn’ help. you said