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Modern Family

It’s just one of those things we’ll never know, like what happened to the Titanic.

Phil: It’s just one of those things we’ll never know, like what happened to the Titanic.
Claire: It hit an iceberg.
Phil: Maybe.

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The Office (U.S.)

Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North”

Michael: Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,” and those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.