One time when I was babysitting your monkey, I took him to a fancy party without telling you.

Dharma: One time when I was babysitting your monkey, I took him to a fancy party without telling you.
Jane Deaux: Is that where he started smoking again?
Dharma: MmmHmm…
Jane Deaux: Do you know how hard it is to get a nicotine patch to stick to a monkey?