(Luke is buying self-help books but doesn’t want Andrew to see them)
Andrew: Will you just let me scan the book?
Luke: When you scan the book, do you see the title?
Andrew: Yes.
Luke: Then no.
Andrew: Luke, come on! What do you got there, porn?
Luke: You sell porn?
Andrew: No!
Luke: You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?
Andrew: I don’t know what you’re doing. I just need to scan the books.
Luke: This should cover it.
Andrew: A hundred bucks? That’s way too much!
Luke: Take it.
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