Categories M*A*S*H He’s both the child and pet I never had. Post author By quotegeek Post date May 16, 2012 No Comments on He’s both the child and pet I never had. Hawkeye (on Radar): He’s both the child and pet I never had. → I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.