Categories Modern Family Can you keep a secret? / Well, I kept a pretty big one for twenty-two years. Post author By quotegeek Post date May 9, 2013 Luke Dunphy: Can you keep a secret? Mitchell Pritchett: Well, I kept a pretty big one for twenty-two years. Tags LGBT, secrets ← I imagine that fish have no word for water. → I shall meet today inquisitive, ungrateful, violent, treacherous, envious, uncharitable men.