Categories Saturday Night Live My name is Matt Foley, I’m 35, divorced, and I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! Post author By quotegeek Post date May 16, 2012 No Comments on My name is Matt Foley, I’m 35, divorced, and I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! Matt Foley (Chris Farley): My name is Matt Foley, I’m 35, divorced, and I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! → I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.