Hey honey, let's see how good this guy is. What'd I win?

More from Jerk

• Gimme a bite of your corn dog!
• If your initial investment is a half a million dollars and your apartments are up in March, you should have x amount of dollars rolling in by the end of this year.
• And remember, the Lord loves a working man.
• Honey, guess what - I wrote a song for you this morning.
• I'm hitchhiking.
• The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!